Book 1 – The Fiasco in News

When super villains hand you lemons, make lemon lasers. When disaster hits, feel free to do what I do; hang your head while waiting for the tight wearing crowd to arrive and muck everything up as they always do. That only works if your super power is the same one I have. I’m a walking magnet for super-powered problems. They can’t kill me yet a lack of super strength makes it hard to fight back.

I’ve spent the last few years trying to find a stable place in life only to bounce from location to location like the embodiment of some mythical plague. Government sponsored websites track me to warn people if I get too close. A good number of heroes and villains alike know me by name. Mole people have my likeness on statues as a warning. The Alice – a perfectly insane knife wielding murderer of Wonderland – thinks we’re dating.

This new guy, Ted, a fake part-time villain who’s in it for the ratings and excitement, wants me to be a field correspondent for his news blog, his offer sounds good. If I can’t beat ’em, expose ’em. The problem is he has no idea what my daily life is like. No one really does but they’ll learn.

Hang on, because this insanity is my world and nonsense never stops.

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